Contest Info (Giggle Snort Awards) ~ The Twigasm

Contest Info (Giggle Snort Awards) ~ The Twigasm

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Moving

Hi everyone,

Just a quick post to let you know this blog will be discontinued. All updates, teasers, reviews and more will now be posted on the new GSF site @ http://www.gigglesnort.net 

Head on over there, register and join the community.

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Giggle of the Month (GotM)

Hi everyone, we've just launched a new featured on Giggle/Snort which involves some member input and one lucky author getting some well-deserved exposure.

GotM is your chance to nominate and vote for your fave funnies. Simply contact us with the Name, URL and Pen-name for your faves and they'll go towards the vote. The winner will have bragging rights for a whole month and be featured on Giggle/Snort Archive, Blog, Twitter and Facebook!

If you have a fic in mind please send us the details!*

The deadline for the first submission period is Friday 28th January with the winner being announced on 1st February.

 *Only fics currently hosted on Giggle/Snort are eligible. Fics on fanfiction.net, twilighted.net etc will not be accepted.

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Christmas Crackers Update! Important!

We have extended the submissions period 'til Sunday 28th November.

Voting will commence Monday 29th November until 19th December. 


For full contest details please go to http://gigglesnort.net/viewpage.php?page=crackers


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Christmas Crackers Update

Only 8 days left for submissions!

We would love for you all to get involved in the competition - whether you think you're a good writer or not.

This competition is all about fun. Let your mind run free and have a bit of fun with the characters.

Please have all submissions sent to us by 19th November @ 23:49 PST (or whatever that is called on the West Coast USA - yeah, I'm a Brit ;) )

For more information check out: http://www.gigglesnort.net/viewpage.php?page=crackers

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact one of us.

Thanks for your support,

TwifanUK, Gasaway Alley, Rosa Bella and Viola Cornuta.
http://www.gigglesnort.net

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Scary Suggestions

	Book Suggestions for Halloween
	Classic Horror Collection By: Various Published by: MobileReference.com Classic Horror Collection. Incl. Dracula, Present at a Hanging, Tales of Terror and Mystery, The Phantom of the Opera, The Cask of Amontillado, Varney the Vampire, Frankenstein, The Raven & MORE... more...		Horowitz Horror By: Horowitz, Anthony Published by: Philomel From the creator of the Alex Rider Adventures comes this wicked collection of macabre tales sure to send shivers up the spine. more...
	Kitty's House of Horrors By: Vaughn, Carrie Published by: Grand Central Publishing REALITY BITES Talk radio host and werewolf Kitty Norville has agreed to appear on TV's first all-supernatural reality show. She's expecting cheesy competitions and manufactured drama starring shapeshifters, vampires, and psychics. But what begins as a... more...		Fear: 13 Stories of Suspense and Horror By: Writers Association, International Thriller Published by: Dutton Children's Don't turn out the lights. Don't go out alone. And whatever you do, don't let down your guard. Because your neighbors might seem normal, but why do they collect knives and eat their steaks so bloody? more...
	Our Haunted Lives By: Belanger, Jeff Published by: ReadHowYouWant Our Haunted Lives features the stories of dozens of people who have witnessed the supernatural firsthand--in their homes, at work, in cities large and small, in the United States and abroad. more...		Ghost Hunt By: Hawes, Jason; Wilson, Grant; Dokey, Cameron (other) Published by: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers An exciting new middle grade collection of spooky paranormal investigations based on REAL ghost hunts from stars of the TV show Ghost Hunters , the number one reality show on cable television! In a lush, thick volume, Ghost Hunt will feature multiple... more...
	Living With Ghosts By: Sperring, Kari Published by: DAW The dazzling debut from a brilliant new fantasy talent. This highly original, darkly atmospheric fantasy novel immerses readers in a world where ghosts and other malevolent spirits seek entry into mortal realms—invisible to all but those who are not... more...		The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Paranormal By: Brown, Nathan Robert Published by: Alpha Books An otherworldly examination of the unknown that will keep fright fans reading all night From any strange experience that can't be defined by science to psychic phenomena to monsters and weird creatures, The Complete Idiot's Guide(r) to the Paranormal... more...
	Shadow Tales By: Grover, John Published by: Double Dragon Publishing There is a world that exists within our world. It is the world of shadow. A realm where anything is possible, a world where nothing is as it seems, a world that few have ever seen and returned to tell the tale. In this world new kinds of monsters are... more...		The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wicca and Witchcraft By: Gleason, Katherine Published by: Alpha Books This guide offers a beginner's look at the history of paganism, Wicca, and witchcraft, from the Druids and Celts to the witches of today who practice an earth-based religion, cast spells, and perform natural magic. The book, written by a practicing witch,... more...

	Best Selling Fiction Titles Books that are definitely worth a read - our Best Selling Fiction Free Excerpts Free excerpts for titles which are new, noteworthy or strongly in demand this month. Just Arrived! We're adding hundreds of great titles each month. Recently Reduced Titles On Sale - Our favorite and most popular ebooks!

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Featured Review : Sweet Tooth by MacFlan

Review for “Sweet Tooth” by MacFlan
Reviewed By: FL95

http://www.gigglesnort.net/viewstory.php?sid=50

SUMMARY: Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.

Okay, so, when I first found out that miss BellaFlan was writing this story, I knew I’d be reading it, since “Becoming Bella Swan” had me happy giddy laughing my ass off with confusion at every chapter in a very oh my fucking god what in the hell is gonna happen in the end, kind of way.

Then I found out she was Collaborating with Mac214, who writes a very witty Scottward story, and I must say, I laughed my ass off in just the first chapter of that craziness.

Anyway!

Needless to say, it didn’t take much twisting of my arm(s) to get me to read Sweet Tooth.

Edward is a bakery chef, who specializes in making…um…highly inappropriate cakes and…things (penis cake, anyone?) and oh yeah, has a hard on every other paragraph for the sugar addicted, cute as a button Bella Swan in this one and it cracks me up quite often to read the sugar coated (pun intended) innuendos that are shot back and forth between the two of them throughout the story.

Edward crushes on Bella, of course, but the love struck baker seems to work through his day dreams by creating a fantasy Bella to talk dirty to, so he can practice voicing his dirty, dirty needs for his life sized muse. What makes him even more endearing to me, is that, sometimes he gets caught just as the real life Bella shows herself again and inevitably, hears what he has to say.

Not that she minds.

Enter Jacob Black.

A fucking health inspector.

Who catches them in the middle of…certain…

*clears throat*

Well, I’m not gonna ruin it for you.

If you like to laugh, spit soda out of your nose at random, crazy, geniously written, hilarious FanFiction, and read to just enjoy a fun ride, this is the fic for you because these two ladies have the best sense of humor when it comes to writing the funny and it flows…so well.

Plus they are really good people, to boot.

Hope you read them, if you don’t, you’re missing out.

Just sayin’.

Peace Love & Patron!

FL95

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Christmas Flash

 The very first submission for the Christmas Cracker Anon O/S Challenge has been posted!

Christmas Flash
Bella sees something she didn’t think she’d see when family friends came to visit, but she was glad that she did.

Read it @ http://www.gigglesnort.net/viewuser.php?uid=271

We will be posting submissions as soon as we receive and validate them. That means if you are wanting to enter the contest, the earlier you submit, the longer people have to read your entry. 


All contest details can be found @ http://www.gigglesnort.net/viewpage.php?page=crackers


Keep 'em coming!

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Christmas Crackers Anon One-Shot Contest

It's that time of year again. Time to dig out the dusty decorations in the attic, worry about what you're going to buy everyone and panic that your 15lb turkey just isn't going to fit in the damn oven!

Fear not! We have the antidote to all of your headaches!

The Christmas Crackers Anon One-Shot Contest is here! 

We’re looking for you to CRACK US UP!!

Fill us to the brim with giggles, snorts, guffaws and/or groans. Holiday cheer (or what should have been Holiday Cheer), funny costumes, the last dash for presents before the stores open. Whatever you can come up with.

Hit us with your straight comedy, crackfic, awkward, funny fruit (lemons and limes included), dark humour and anything that else may be knocking around in your head.

As long as it's funny and has a Christmas theme it's good!

For more info and to send in your submissions head over to 

http://www.gigglesnort.net/viewpage.php?page=crackers

We can't wait to see what you come up with!

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Oh hai!

Hello, dia duit, bonjour, hallo, ciao, hola and hej to you all.

Welcome to the Giggle/Snort Blog where we aim to tickle the funny bones of everyone in the most efficient way.

This blog is the place to come to read our funny (stupid? inane?) thoughts and all of the wonderful 'Featured Reviews' for stories on the main site @ http://www.gigglesnort.net

We hope you enjoy your visit and don't forget to come back y'all. We get lonely...

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